The Limitations of Language: High School Students Recite the Pledge in Arabic, People Piss Themselves.

30 01 2013

I try not to be terribly combative in real life. It’s a struggle because I have a temper. I have discovered an activity that helps me be more patient and also helps me analyze political and social issues to a much more fine degree.

I read Todd Starnes’s Fox opinion blog. It’s a kind of like a conservative gawker in a weird way. His posts are very short and generally express anguish over something somebody else has done. He also enjoys declaring wars for others, like a liberal “war” on Christianity, or whatever.

So, some Colorado students as part of a multicultural club decided to say the Pledge of Allegiance in Arabic. People would’ve likely not gotten too upset if they had not used the  Arabic cognate “allah” instead of “god.”

Where my education lies, however, is not with Starnes, but with the comment section. It’s an opportunity for me to converse with those who disagree with me over almost everything. People get very upset with me, insult me, are sexist, degrading, or insult me for having gone to Berkeley. I’m kind of used to it.

Where I learn things, however, is in my use of Aristotelian rhetoric. I simply ask questions.

pos neg

U Mad?





Aunty Ranger, What Am I and Where Did I Come From?

8 11 2012

Mary Sue,

That is a great question! I bet you ask because it’s your birthday! You are six years old today!

Do you know what a birthday is? Yes, that’s right; it’s the day you were born. But what does that mean?

Exactly six years ago today, you came to life. You were growing inside of your mom for nine months and then when you were ready to come out, you were born! From there you’ve grown a lot bigger and will keep growing.

Now, where did you come from? What are you? These are really good questions, and really tough to answer. In fact, I can’t give you an answer in an hour or a day or even years! These questions are questions you’ll answer all of your life. You’ll spend your whole life learning the answers to many tough questions, and these are just two of them.

A Lesson on Procreative Sex and Gender





I Fought the Batman and the Batman Won

13 08 2012

As I live and breathe, I live and breathe. I don’t often gush about my luck because mostly it’s rotten. I always seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. And just a night past I was yet again in that place.

But there was something different. Something good came out of the Darkness….

I am the night





Hoarded into my Heart

17 04 2012

I was about twelve when I walked into an alcove that branched off into three arteries leading you to various parts of the house. It was a Labyrinth that homed a rounder goblin than David Bowie. This strange man had a vague connection to my mother, so we visited. We walked into the home of someone whom I know to be a compulsive hoarder.

He could not get to his bedroom for the extent of clutter. He had garbage collecting dust. He had fifty copper jello molds nailed to the wall above the sink. He had Swastika hat pins. He had 19th century vibrators designed to cure a lady of hysteria.

His son could only make periodic day visits because there was no room for the boy’s bed. When my mother brought along an antiques appraiser, this good goblin man could part with not a single item. He would meditate on the object in his hand and then seem to ingest all of its psychic love. He’d return, unable give up the little thoughtless friend in his palm.

A&E is a freak show for the modern melodramatic age.

It’s still good!





We are the 100%

14 11 2011

Pretty much everyone is talking about world-wide protests and the Occupy movement constantly right now. I talk about it pretty much every day because every day something new happens. With its beginnings I have come to think about how I view the system. The way I look at how economics and social issues relate to each other has evolved drastically as I’ve returned to studying critical theory like Marx, Weber, feminist economists and systems theorists.

Mario Savio on top of police car in front of Sproul Hall. Oct. 1, 1964

Further Political Pontification





Lost and Found in 1997

4 08 2011

I find that I’ve hit a point in my life when I can walk up to the sawed tree trunk of my own life and count the rings by events and transitions. I can place a finger on songs, news, deaths, births, and remember how my eyes focused on things, what my interests were, who I was. I can remember myself as found. I was flowing like the blood of Princess Diana.

go time





A Leave. Forgive.

7 06 2011

I haven’t updated in a while. Do I have avid readers? If I do, I apologize. If I don’t, meh. I am working diligently on a novel at the moment (isn’t everyone who’s bad at math writing a novel?) so I haven’t invested as much time in this forum as I’d like.

I have a few posts drafted, awaiting evolution from their primitive existence. I will finish them! I promise.

So I am not dead. I have not abandoned you, fair reader. I just am occupied with something that you may read after you find the paperback laying on the street.

In the meantime: Christmas!

 

 








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